Topic: Quotes of the day (QOTD) (Read 23948 times)

Penthome · « **Reply #30 on:** December 12, 2009, 09:36:02 PM »

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

Al Bundy
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Penthome · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2009, 07:39:35 PM »

Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.
- Scott Adams
We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
- Edward Teller

Penthome · « **Reply #32 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:51:45 AM »

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Albert Einstein

Penthome · « **Reply #33 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:51:59 PM »

A society without religion is like a vessel without compass.

Napoleon

Penthome · « **Reply #34 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:36:18 PM »

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Penthome · « **Reply #35 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:25:54 PM »

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

Sigmund Freud

Penthome · « **Reply #36 on:** December 15, 2009, 07:35:06 AM »

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.

Muhammad Ali

Penthome · « **Reply #37 on:** December 15, 2009, 07:44:36 AM »

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

Ambrose Bierce

mona · « **Reply #38 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:26:50 PM »

“One machine can do the work of fifty men . No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man”.-Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)-A Thousand and One Epigrams

Penthome · « **Reply #39 on:** December 16, 2009, 10:32:42 PM »

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

Herbert George Wells

Penthome · « **Reply #40 on:** December 17, 2009, 09:08:46 AM »

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.

Voltaire

Penthome · « **Reply #41 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:28:45 PM »

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
- George Bernard Shaw
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
- Abraham Lincoln
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
- G. K. Chesterton

Penthome · « **Reply #42 on:** December 18, 2009, 09:57:41 AM »

cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

David Letterman

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
- Peter de Vries
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
- George Carlin
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams

Penthome · « **Reply #43 on:** December 18, 2009, 10:22:38 AM »

From Stellah's link, heres an inspirational quotes repository:

http://www.selfgrowth.com/quote.html

Penthome · « **Reply #44 on:** December 18, 2009, 10:39:32 AM »

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon

Penthome · « **Reply #45 on:** December 18, 2009, 07:12:32 PM »

I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church.

Thomas Paine

Penthome · « **Reply #46 on:** December 19, 2009, 07:54:47 AM »

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

Winston Churchill

Penthome · « **Reply #47 on:** December 19, 2009, 04:44:46 PM »

The country is burning, and president yaradua is in saudi arabia, in the midst of 99 virgins, on a hospital bed.
what a country.

Penthome · « **Reply #48 on:** December 19, 2009, 04:58:34 PM »

Invest in knowledge. Empty your pocket to fill your head, and your head

will fill your pocket

Penthome · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2009, 05:01:13 PM »

The storm is coming, let who is wise join the company of Noah in the Ark of deliverance that is being built and let the fools scorn and laugh. He who laughs last, laughs best.

Penthome · « **Reply #50 on:** December 20, 2009, 08:59:08 AM »

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

Josef Stalin

Penthome · « **Reply #51 on:** December 20, 2009, 08:59:55 AM »

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.
- Ray Bradbury
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
- George Best
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
- Sir Winston Churchill

Penthome · « **Reply #52 on:** December 21, 2009, 10:19:26 AM »

With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
- Doctor Who
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
- Rita Rudner

mona · « **Reply #53 on:** December 22, 2009, 01:22:05 PM »

Don't let life discourage you. Everyone who got where he is now has to start from where he was.

mona · « **Reply #54 on:** December 22, 2009, 01:23:49 PM »

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

Penthome · « **Reply #55 on:** December 22, 2009, 03:35:19 PM »

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Douglas Adams

mona · « **Reply #56 on:** December 22, 2009, 10:23:27 PM »

The first half of life is spent in longing for the second - the second half in regretting the first.

Penthome · « **Reply #57 on:** December 22, 2009, 11:03:51 PM »

Quote from: mona on December 22, 2009, 10:23:27 PM

The first half of life is spent in longing for the second - the second half in regretting the first.

True yarns!

Penthome · « **Reply #58 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:23:52 AM »

To make money we lose our health, and then to restore our health we lose our money...

Penthome · « **Reply #59 on:** December 23, 2009, 01:55:27 PM »

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Dave Barry

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
- Fran Lebowitz
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
- David Letterman

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