by Penthome on Yesterday at 10:55:24 AMWould you ask Yar'adua to resign if he was your father? Be honest.
I know the president is sick and is really not strong enough to bear the burden of 200 million people at this stage. You want your father to live long, at least to see his grand children. If you were in his kid's shoes, would you advice him to step down or risk his life so that you can keep enjoying the benefits of being a memeber of Nigeria's first family? Please be sincere... 40 Views | 1 Reply
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by Penthome on February 07, 2010, 12:18:27 PMNigerian Sensational Talent Show winners, the Pulse, after Don't cry for me Nigeria came up with a remix of So Tey featuring American Rapper, Busta Rhymes (dangerous man) By Kennis Music.
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by Ken on February 05, 2010, 07:42:38 PM1. New airport security check-in procedures nude trail 2. For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, “Why the spoon?” “Well”, he explained, “the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately three spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15... 49 Views | 0 Replies
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by teecity1 on February 01, 2010, 05:37:51 PMThis Christian mum posted this asking for advice, what would you do? 50 Views | 3 Replies
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by Penthome on January 29, 2010, 11:22:20 PMFootball celebrity look alikes Skrtel Scofield Ballack Damon Nani Jackson etcI'm sure i'm not alone in this but a couple of footballers do look like their rich movie counterparts, I mean, take a look at: Martin Skrtel (liverpool) -> Wentword Miller (Michael Scofield Prison Break) Michael Ballack (Chelsea, Germany) -> Matt Damon (Bourne Identity) Luis Nani (Man U, Portugal) -> Michael Jackson (before the colour change)
can you think of any other?
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by Penthome on January 25, 2010, 11:48:31 AMJassman - Yahoo juju boy who uses horn to command tellers and cash chequesThey call it Yahoo + (yahoo plus), that's yahoo yahoo plus juju (jass/jazz) and our friend here has been battered by law enforcement agents and in cuffs but he has enough humour to display his weapons of mass destruction. Na wa for us o! 65 Views | 4 Replies
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by BBFan on January 21, 2010, 08:32:36 PMHow much and where can I buy or sell Lace wig indian hair in Nigeria, is it 80,000 naira or 100,000 naira. I hear mushin is selling it for 12,000 naira for fake lace wig and fixing is 5,000 naira at least. Is it true that it is the reigning hairstyle in Nigeria especially students? I want to send some to Nigeria for sale. 31 Views | 1 Reply
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by Penthome on January 21, 2010, 04:10:48 PMDear Farouk,
How are you? I really hope that all is well with you. I'm sure that all should be well because in spite of your present predicament you are still entitled to three full meals with complements of juice and assorted rinks (even those who didn't attempt to bomb planes live on less than $1 a day in 9ja). When you are finally convicted, you will still be fed on government expense. You'll be allowed to play games and participate in sporting activities. If you so desire, you'll be allowed to pursue the Master's Degree that you abandoned. (By the way I struggled to pay the fees for my Masters). My father was never a bank thief (not even a community or micro finance bank). I am struggling to understand your (in) action. Growing up you must have had all and I mean ALL of the things that many of your mates only wished and hoped for. A BMX, Raleigh or Chopper bicycle. Nintendo games and accompanying cartridges, PS2, PS3, XBox, PSP, most definitely a car or cars (I can bet you never entered molue, danfo, okada, keke marwa or BRT) with driver and possibly bodyguard or at least police escort. You've had foreign Ivy League education and to top it... 64 Views | 0 Replies
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by Penthome on January 20, 2010, 03:36:43 PM
In line with FGN directives to re-brand Nigeria and its citizenry which the Minister of information is implementing the Labour ministry has taking a bold step as could be seen below?
Subject: REBRANDING NIGERIA?
? The Honourable Minister, Ministry of Labour, Nigeria has introduced 'new employee titles' to re brand workers and remove inferiority complex, so that workers could be proud as they proceed with their work. These are:
1. Gardener ---- Landscape and Animal. Nutrition Executive
2. House Maid ---- Domestic Operations Specialist
3. Typist ---- Printed Document Consultant
4. Messenger ---- Regional Business Communications Conveyance
5. Window Cleaner ---- Transparent Wall Technician
6. Temporary Teacher ---- Associate Tutor
7. Tea Boy ---- Refreshments Overseer
8. Garbage Collector ---- Public Sanitation Executive
9. Watchman ---- Area Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer
10. Thieves ---- Wealth Redistribution Officer
11. Driver ---- Automobile Propulsion Pilot
12. Mechanic ---- Automobile Propulsion Specialist
13 Painters...
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by Ken on January 18, 2010, 07:52:15 AMHello Nigerian youths both home and abroad, I carried out a survey concerning the school fees of both federal and states own universities in Nigeria when I was in Naija last year June, I was amazed by the amount of school fees they are paying now especially at the new state universities. For example Osun State University school fees is 150k per annum, Kwara State University is 175k including accommodation per annum. After doing a statistical analysis of both federal and state civil servant salaries, I found out that non of them can afford to send their children to those universities except if they siphon money from government. What I don't understand is why are these people in government are creating problems for the youths and the incoming generation? 69 Views | 0 Replies
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by Penthome on January 14, 2010, 06:10:24 PMRules of Air travel for Nigerians heading for the United States
Do not go to the toilet for the whole duration of your flight.
Do not carry any kind of container into the airport, or onto the plane.
Do not request for a window seat. Do not ask to sit in the aisle. Any request for specific seating may be indications of a premeditated plot.
If you are given food during the flight, ask the flight attendant not to give you cutlery. A Nigerian with sharp implements on a plane is asking to be arrested.
Do keep your hands in plain sight during the flight. Do not look too happy or too sad.
Do not be too polite to flight attendants.
Do not be aggressive or have aggressive thoughts toward flight attendants
Try not to have any form of carry on luggage. If you do, make sure it contains nothing suspicious or dangerous like pens, pencils, paper, or a calculator, as these are common bomb making materials.
Do not carry any electronic items that may be used to communicate with the Taliban ,or used for surveillance, like cell phones, iPods, walkmans, electric toothbrushes or... 41 Views | 1 Reply
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by CANON on January 11, 2010, 08:10:54 PMHow to satisfy a woman-
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
humor, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug,
cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,
accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,
lug, drag,, oblige, fascinate,
attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore...... STOP AND START ALL OVER AGAIN
How to satisfy a man -
Show up naked with beer and food....shikenna
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by CANON on January 11, 2010, 07:43:35 PM
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned a prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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by CANON on January 11, 2010, 07:37:04 PMBOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy... 99 Views | 6 Replies
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