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Travel & Places / Re: Best Travel Destination
« on: April 20, 2010, 04:53:22 PM »
Brazil's my new favourite...shame ve never been there...lol
anywer wit mountains and jungles and not too many people.

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Travel & Places / Re: Do Nigerian go on Vacations
« on: April 20, 2010, 04:51:13 PM »
5 long holidays in the toilet abi? :P

yo face!
3 down and its not even may yet...yay! :P

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umm, really like the feeling i get when i'm at the charles de gaulle airport in Paris. bush gal like me, it was d first airport that made me me feel like i was really in obodo-oyinbo.

cluster free and smooth transition through terminals, check points etc. also remarkably spotless and bright. even when i missed my flight and had to waka-about for 6hours, wasnt too bad a feeling. oh maybe the sound of french language all around had something to do with it. 
aahhh!

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Jokes / Re: Customer Service vol 1
« on: October 01, 2009, 09:23:55 AM »
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on
the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before
the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy
to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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Jokes / Re: How to play along (scam) with the 419 Scammer
« on: September 16, 2009, 09:23:28 PM »
yo welcome 2 our crazyzone. mak urself at home...n watch out 4 dat one cald penthome... ;D

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omw! any half wit enlightened guy coulda got dose questions right.
only no 7 and 14 threw me. i could have won dat. sob.

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Sports / Re: SOCCER UPDATES
« on: September 09, 2009, 11:54:55 AM »
jus 2 let u guys kno. ve changed citizenship 2 irish. if dem fail, na britiko i be. and if dem ja too, my husband2be is brazillian so...

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Jokes / crazy internet things...
« on: September 08, 2009, 08:04:44 PM »

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Jokes / Re: Customer Service vol 1
« on: September 08, 2009, 07:52:26 PM »

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Jokes / Re: LWKMD or LWKM?
« on: September 08, 2009, 07:44:37 PM »

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Reality LIVE! / Re: Random musings of a sweetsoul
« on: September 08, 2009, 02:47:25 PM »
random thoughts abound..

a friend so close cant be seen.
budding love could get cut in sprout
good deeds clouded by wrong motives
love that doesnt chase the fea
following God's way doesnt always make sense
how important is knowledge when measured with wisdom
thinking aloud is not always allowed
and the worst might be the best
when moving on might be running away
and life gets stuck in transit
lets just say today wants tommorow to come
and thats not always a good thing.
...
tbc

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World News / Re: Pfizer to pay record $2.3B penalty over promotions
« on: September 07, 2009, 07:12:31 PM »
now, that's news i like...JUSTICEbearin in mind, dis wuld neva hav happened in nija.

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World News / Re: Honolulu seeking to ban 'BO' on buses
« on: September 07, 2009, 07:06:58 PM »
LMAO.
bored city council.

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World News / Re: Connecticut man advertises parents on Craigslist
« on: September 01, 2009, 06:37:32 PM »
now, thats my kinda humour. i wonder how my folks will take it...ooooh..

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Jokes / Re: A WHITE WOMAN'S OPINION OF BLACK WOMEN - A MUST READ!
« on: August 31, 2009, 07:11:55 PM »
sob sob.

wish dat werent so rude and racist.

it actually highlights wat a black womanhood is about...
we rox d rock!

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General Discussion / Re: Amazing Power Point Slides - inspirational
« on: August 28, 2009, 03:59:23 AM »
still waitin... ::)

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:49:58 PM »
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:19:02 PM »
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:14:48 PM »
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
 
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:09:09 PM »
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:06:59 PM »
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:06:31 PM »
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:05:49 PM »
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:05:05 PM »
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Jokes / Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:04:40 PM »
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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wow. wuz dat woman singin wit Rita? awesome voice!


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Jokes / Re: Customer Service vol 1
« on: August 19, 2009, 01:23:28 PM »
 ;D :D ;D

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Music / Re: WHICH SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO AT THE MOMENT?
« on: August 09, 2009, 10:52:12 PM »
Fire on the mountain...Asa

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World News / Re: Making a meal out of mice in Malawi
« on: August 09, 2009, 10:50:00 PM »
err...dis is no new thing.

btw...b4 u eew n err...havn u ever heard of bushmeat rat?
its a Nigerian delicacy!

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Games / Re: EXTREME WOULD YOU RATHER!!!
« on: August 07, 2009, 10:04:43 AM »
runing nose!..less of a nuisance, i think!

Would you rather
have an attractive, sexy, dumb wife (or husband)
or
an ugly, pimply, intelligent wife (or husband)
 ;)

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