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General Discussion / Email Account Termination Alert: SCAM - Big Lie
« on: December 05, 2013, 02:58:11 PM »
The latest tactics by scammers and hackers. Don't click on any link in your email, move your mouse over the link and look at your status bar, you'll see the masked link. Do NOT click on it, just delete the mail, it is not from Yahoo. Do not be tempted. See the stupid email below:

Dear  Customer,

we received a request to terminate your  Account and the

process has started by our Mail Team, Please give us 12 working hours to close your  Account.

To cancel the termination request click
All files on your yahoo mail including (Inbox, Sent, Spam, Trash, Draft) will be deleted and access to your Yahoo Email address will be Denied.

Regards, Account Services

Which is the best phone for Nigeria and why?

Music Channels / Free Ticket to live events in Nigeria
« on: September 14, 2013, 04:07:44 PM »

Eventvisa studio audience invites gives you an opportunity to being part of a "live studio audience". This has been THE THING TO DO in Nollywood since the '80s and '90s, when we used to have popular tv shows like Speakout, Be My Guest etc inviting guests into their studios to participate in their recorded tv shows. Today, you can join the fun at the filming of most TV shows. Since the mid 2012 Eventvisa has been associated with literally tens of network shows produced at many different studio facilities across Nigeria. Studio audience invites offered here are always FREE and will give you an opportunity to see what happens behind the scenes and spend some time in the studio with many of TV's brightest stars! Award shows and special events in addition to the 'series' shows that we represent, at various times throughout the year, we also arrange audiences and offer invites or book groups or seat fillers for a variety of pilots, specials, award shows and other annual or one-time-only television events. GROUP INVITES AND FUNDRAISING Attending the filming of a TV show is a great activity for your club, organization or tour group. Our Group Dept. can arrange advance invites for most of our shows if you have a group of 10 or more. Some shows also offer fundraising opportunities. Again, there is no cost to you for this service and the invites are FREE. To contact a Group Coordinator for additional information about Group Invites, please call 08060887035 or 08070453565.

You can either use or

Having used both, PAGA is more reliable than Quickteller because mobile cash is more readily accessible to the user than debit card (or ATM card). Moreover, you can pay with PAGA via sms shortcode (to 27242) on some networks and your account is tied to your phone number. A friend tried to renew his Gotv subscription, exhausting all available means including Quickteller for about 2 weeks. He tried to buy recharge card, same problem. He was able to achieve both with within 5 minutes. Also with every referral and cash transfer, you get bonus cash from Paga. Quickteller never gives any bonus. Pocket Moni (eTranzact), Mobile Money (MTN,Stanbic), Easy Money, EasyWallet (Etisalat) etc are other alternative mobile payment solution. I'll try all but for now, paga seems "great"!

Movies / TV / Soap Opera / GO TV or Startimes which should I buy
« on: July 04, 2012, 03:24:00 PM »
It's the regular stations with no reality TV, no football and no action movies.

Advantage: both do not require the stupid satellite dish outside.

Both relatively cost 1k - 2k per month definitely a better choice than arrogant DSTV though GoTV is still owned by Multichoice.

GoTV might have more coverage than Ibadan local champions Startimes and claim to be fully digitalized. Please advise what to do. Should i buy GoTV's 9,500 naira decoder + 3 months subscription or Startimes. Please don't advise if you don't have either.

6 e-tickets for movies, shows and concerts - www.EventVisa.Com.Ng but I must say only Debit 'ATM' Cards and Mobile Money are currently accepted.

Travel & Places / 2-Year Rent now jailable offence in lagos state
« on: August 06, 2011, 12:41:20 PM »
2-Year Rent Banned In Lagos, Assembly Passes Tenancy Law 
Any landlord in Lagos State who collects rent in excess of one year in advance from a new tenant would be prosecuted by the state government and upon conviction face three years in jail.

Gov. Raji Fashola
This is contained in the new tenancy bill that was passed into law by the State House of Assembly today. The law, which is expected to receive the assent of Governor Babatunde Fashola any moment from now, also stipulates that it is unlawful and criminal for a landlord or his agent to demand or receive from a sitting tenant, rent in excess of six months in respect of any premises without prejudice to the nature of tenancy.
This means that those who are already tenants are not expected to pay more than six months in advance to their landlord. Hitherto, tenants were compelled to pay for even more than two years in some cases.
The bill places a fine of N100,000 or three years imprisonment on any landlord or new tenant who pays in excess of one year and N100,000 or three months imprisonment for any landlord who fails to issue a receipt to a tenant for payment of rent.

Music / African Remix to Wiz Khalifa Black and Yellow Video
« on: February 25, 2011, 03:33:13 AM »

African Remix to Wiz Khalifa Black and Yellow Video - Naija version

Music / Snoop Dogg feat D'banj Mr. Endowed Remix Video from America
« on: February 11, 2011, 12:09:26 PM »
Im so endowed, osheeeee:

Oluwasnoop Baba Aja, Uncle snoop featuring nephew D'banj and Don Jazzy in Los Angeles, USA.

Snoop Dogg feat D'banj Mr. Endowed Remix Video from America

Jokes / Funniest online matrimonial profiles - indian english
« on: January 29, 2011, 12:09:07 AM »
These are Boys ads taken from

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...


Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~

I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework



Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


I am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now I am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......

Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)


I want a girl  with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast

(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)



(all of us are loughing{laughing})


whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride  and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)


I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I lovethepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")



(the "ok syndrome" again)


I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father & mother sister complity marred(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married'completely'?)


I am very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)


my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )


Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. buti am not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.

(uttama purushan) (which kinda mean sincere)


iam kanan. i do owo sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)



(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)


hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)


my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service



i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)


To be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable

this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)


I would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani.

(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)


Ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.

(Any takers again?)

Oct 2010:
Prices in Naira and Lagos.

BB 9105 pearl 3g- 52k
BB 9300 curve 3g - 55k
BB 9800 Torch - 130k
BB 9000 bold 1 - 60k
BB 9700 bold 2 - 70k
BB 8520 curve2 - 39k
BB 8900 javelin - 50k
BB 9520 storm 2 - 71k

Blackberry phones are brand new and exlude cost of subscription.

You need to contact Glo, MTN, Zain, Etisalat etc for BIS services.

See for update.

Music / Oleku Feeling the boy by Ice prince ft Brymo hottest Naija Song
« on: October 16, 2010, 01:13:29 AM »

Tell me something wey I no fit do
o ni ni mo ni ni
o deji mo deji
i hope you ready for me
oleku feeling the boy
she feeling she feeling the boy yeah

Lost both arms at age 10 but Liu never gave up, now a winner of a popular competition at age 23, it is a challenge for everyone no matter your condition.

Music / Wizkid new video - holla at your boy - emeazzy Patrick Elis
« on: October 09, 2010, 11:33:04 AM »
No need for fronting fronting girl no need for long thing just holla at your boi, I got my swag on

Jobs / Job application of the Decade
« on: September 27, 2010, 09:42:29 AM »
Job application of the Decade

Dear Sir

I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.

Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and all burial proceedings and made sure that he was truly dead before applying. I can remember you saying on the funeral that he will be very difficult to replace, meaning there is no one at the moment. Well it's your lucky day sir; you already have found the best man for the job so look no more.

It is sad but strategic though, that he has left us, at least now I stand to benefit as he has left a vacancy for me. For that I shall forever be grateful for his timely death. He too always spoke of early retirement and I guess this serves him well too. A deal that benefits all should be the substance of a fine businessman. Ironic, yes but death is truly very fair. Just imagine, the company no longer has to pay his retirement funds.

The company will not have to worry about paying me a relocation allowance because he was my neighbour and it will be easy for me to simply jump over the Durawall into that beautiful big company house. I also took it into my hands to quickly buy a drivers' licence as I am sure the Toyota 4x4 will also be handed over to me. And sir, don't even try to cheat me on this one because I even know the mileage reading on that beautiful machine. This just goes on to prove that I am a determined self starter who is attentive to detail. Amiable qualities that speak for themselves.

I am sure that after reading this, there won't be any need for a CV, just verification if I am up for the challenge. For that sir, I will be sending my pictures taken whilst attending the funeral and burial so that you can see how tough I was and can be when employed. As for my referees, well the same dead manager was my referee so we can safely skip that part.

I only hope there will be no corruption as we are all still mourning. Thanks for advertising at the funeral because I could not have known

Yours ever smiling even in tough times.

Toughman Strong.

Music / why Leon is the funniest man on earth
« on: September 21, 2010, 09:43:51 PM »
why South African Leon is the funniest man on earth

Leon sets guys up with the funniest reality encounter.

Music / Jordy Lemoine 4 year old French music star live on stage - video
« on: September 15, 2010, 01:33:06 AM »
Jordy Lemoine 4 year old French music star live on stage, topping french charts at that time. Now 22 years of age, has so much swagger and no stage-fright.

World's smartest dog Carrie dances the Merengue for 3 minutes flawlessly (Video)

Carrie is owned by Jose and both live in Chile. Carrie is believed to be one of the most intelligent/obedient dogs in the world. Enjoy this video.

Education / Elephant and dog best friends video
« on: August 22, 2010, 12:48:13 PM »
How the world should be.

Elephant and dog best friends

Music / Is Justin Bieber in love with Kim Kardashian
« on: August 13, 2010, 05:37:08 PM »
Bieber: Kardashian is 'extremely hot'

Hollywood's newest BFFs? Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian.

After spending time together at a White House dinner and getting wet and wild for a fashion shoot, the teen singer says he and the reality star are keeping in constant touch even with their busy schedules.

"I have her on [BlackBerry Messenger] and we, like, talk all the time," the 16-year-old told Access Hollywood Wednesday before performing at a Nashville charity concert.

Calling their "The Graduate"-themed Elle spread "cool," Bieber says he knows just how lucky he is to have gotten the chance to work with Kardashian.

"She's really beautiful so that was ... I mean, any 16-year-old would want to do a photo shoot with her," he says.

But there's more to the "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star, 29, than just her looks. According to Bieber, "Beyond just being, like, extremely hot, she's actually, you know, a really nice person.",,20412805,00.html?cnn=yes

Education / Most inspiring video ever - never give up
« on: August 06, 2010, 12:18:04 PM »
Most inspiring video ever - never give up - your father's love comes with a life-time guarantee.

Sports / Best football Celebration hook and fish style
« on: July 30, 2010, 04:00:33 PM »
Best football Celebration hook and fish style

Education / How to Use Your Time Wisely
« on: July 27, 2010, 06:03:44 PM »

Is this you in this pic is a type of facebook link worm. Do not click on it, just close the window and inform the owner that their computer has been infected. This worm broadcasts the message to all your contacts the moment you click on the so-called link. An example is:

is this you on pic? pls DO NOT CLICK!

Education / The passport of Mallam Ilia - Cyprian Ekwensi
« on: July 20, 2010, 06:38:52 PM »
Anyone read this book? Mallam Ilia killed the bad guy but died as well. My first tragedy book, one for the saddists and the capital punishers. Cyprian is the best!


Mani the parrot predicts Holland to win S.A. Final. The singaporean bird born in Britain reportedly predicted spain, germany, uruguay and holland to reach semis.

This has been the hottest news this week since Paul the German Octopus predicted Germany's loss.

BIRTHDAYS!!! / Happy Birthday Mona!
« on: June 25, 2010, 02:41:09 AM »
Happy Birthday to the industrious Mona who clocks 78 today!  ;D

If na lie I talk then tell us your football age  :P

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