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Sports / Re: The best football juggling video that i have seen ever
« on: October 22, 2010, 04:22:56 AM »
 CLASS+SICK=CLASSIC.....absolutely amazing

Music / Re: Is Justin Bieber in love with Kim Kardashian
« on: August 17, 2010, 01:41:47 AM »
Kim is a prostitute...Bieber is Canadian and the Canucks don't do dogs like Kim.....

Jokes / Re: Dancing Traffic Cop in Nigeria
« on: August 17, 2010, 01:28:26 AM »
This guy knows his salary ain't coming anytime soon...he opted to do some freestyle audition,just in case talent scouts get a hit on him.

Jokes / Re: Naija couple's funny wedding list
« on: July 27, 2010, 01:44:31 AM »
I know this couple ....The Husband is a Civil Engineer,the wife is an Architect...

Nigerian education system needs 100% overhaul......This is moral decadence at its very peak .....Just Imagine how a well read individual could descend so low.....I'm not surprised..... and I know that this is as far as it gonna go...he won't get punished at all....abi no be for the naija wey dem born me put?

Hope the girl sits down and rethink staying at that school.....she isn't safe either................

Music / Re: waka waka baby shakira dance video
« on: July 13, 2010, 03:13:42 AM »
This kid is mad talented!

Music / Re: Maye Hunta official video and lyrics (banned by NBC)
« on: May 08, 2010, 01:30:05 AM »
NBC are kinda naive and idle from my own point of view..they leave issues and follow non-issues all about, just to tell us they are still around....The lyrics of this song has nothing to do with an already distorted and broken nation like Nigeria.......They have made the greatest mistake of their life by banning his video......They've  forgotten that banning a music video is a solid marketing strategy.....It gives the song the needed publicity and the artiste roll in the bucks...Same thing was done to zule -zoo's kerewa in 2004 and those guys made millions after their song was banned,they did many sold out shows.................My verdict is that NBC should get a life.and stop being MEDIOCRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Computers / Re: Apple iPad 3G + wifi hits the market today
« on: May 08, 2010, 01:12:55 AM »

This condolence register is nothing but a waste of space,I do not give a hoot about the death of the president,we are mourning,PDP  members are  somewhere arranging the next time bomb for 2011 elections...wtg Naija

Jokes / How to satisfy a woman vs how to satisfy a man
« on: January 11, 2010, 08:10:54 PM »
How to satisfy a woman-
 Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
 empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
 humor, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug,
 cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
 nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,
 accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,
 lug, drag,, oblige, fascinate,
 attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore...... STOP AND START ALL OVER AGAIN

How to satisfy a man -
Show up naked with beer and food....shikenna

Jokes / xmas shopping
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:43:35 PM »

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned a prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

Jokes / Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:37:04 PM »
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.

Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?

Jokes / Definition of Marketing
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:23:49 PM »

Phones & Lines / Re: Your Current Ringtone?
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:15:05 PM »
lighthouse family -i could have loved you

Education / Re: do you remember primary school anthem songs
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:12:09 PM »
I remember getting in trouble because  of the Gogogongo thing, i was beaten black and blue several times................d part of the naija anthem that says to serve nigeria with all my strenght,we turned it to 'to serve nigeria is not by force ' almost half of the school knelt down in the sun...............we had fun sha

World News / Re: Family of Nigerian bomb suspect issues statement
« on: December 28, 2009, 06:12:25 PM »
On one hand, i feel sad for  the family and i want to specially thank the father of this "national disgrace kid" for reporting his son to the U.S embassy ,on the other hand,i don't feel sad ...why?
There is a proverb in Yoruba that says "won ki fi owo ekun ra oja erin"meaning you  can't  derive joy at the expense of other people's suffering.Note:I have nothing against successful people.But can the father of this terrorist tell us how  he got his $4million apartment in london..Does First Bank pay it's senior officials that much?.....I think this man had at one point embezzled money in Nigeria and the sweat of those who are supposed to enjoy the money is dealing with him and his family at this time .Now i am more than convinced that the creator of the world   has started judging those  who are causing Nigeria pain and agony...........The boy is in the hands of the U.S government  and the family should be saying goodbye right about now cos he's gonna rot in jail................

Sports / Tiger Woods named top athlete of decade
« on: December 28, 2009, 05:12:12 PM »
no matter what people say or don't say about this guy, i feel he's only gonna get stronger and stronger...his success since year 2000 is enough4 him to eat till jesus comes......without him, no golf .......infidelity is no crime,afterall it's one of the innate characteristics of   every male(man) made by God  people like Bill Clinton did it and they got away with it ...people should just leave this guy alone and let him be .........i can bet with any thing that  his wife doesn't even see divorce as an option as she'd be the most foolish woman if she does that ..........

where is this gal from ...........she fit sing like kerry hilson lol........why she dey put apala voice 4 r&b............

Do  i feel sad? capital NO is my answer .The blood of those who died as a result of the june 12  elections annulment is avenging ...........with all the wealth they acquired at the expense of naija masses, they couldn't pay death, it goes to show how  powerful God is ............

Romance / Re: love languages to win the true love of your dream girl
« on: December 28, 2009, 06:19:57 AM »
even with all these things,they won't get satisfied they are OLIVER +TWIST they always want more ,it takes smartness and some management skills to deal with  ladies......d fear of madam is the beginning of wisdom 

« on: December 28, 2009, 06:10:36 AM »
big brother africa brought me here

World News / Nigerian terrorist
« on: December 26, 2009, 04:46:41 AM »
Xmas was being celebrated around the world but on the mind of a fellow countryman... blowing up a U.S plane was his own target for the 25th 0f December 2009.How bad can nigeria's image get......If the U.S had somehow overlooked the fraudulent ways of we naija people in the past.I think this terror incident won't give us an easy ride at all........the wake of 9/11 brought about new a meaning of the muslim religion to the average American ,they saw the muslims as terrorists henceforth , they can't  even tolerate them now  .........same thing is about to happen to we nigerians.Someone committed the crime, but the whole nation 'll pay for it...prior to this incident,nigerians have been harassed  and embarrassed at airports and embassies from coast to coast in the western world,special attention would be paid to every nigerian travelling outside the shores of Nigeria cause we have a new nickname "terrorists" people i'm waiting on you to tell me what you think about the incident cos i feel so bad now..........

Jobs / Re: Career links of Major Banks, Telecomms and Oil Companies.
« on: December 15, 2009, 06:55:25 PM »
true true , all these job links dey exist but when d job surface ...naija masses dem no know ;na complimentary cards them take dey share am -i believe w/out connections and/or some night vigil,no job 4 an average nigerian

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