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General Discussion / Email Account Termination Alert: SCAM - Big Lie
« on: December 05, 2013, 02:58:11 PM »
The latest tactics by scammers and hackers. Don't click on any link in your email, move your mouse over the link and look at your status bar, you'll see the masked link. Do NOT click on it, just delete the mail, it is not from Yahoo. Do not be tempted. See the stupid email below:


Dear  Customer,

we received a request to terminate your  Account and the

process has started by our Mail Team, Please give us 12 working hours to close your  Account.

To cancel the termination request click  http://yahoo.com/mailverify/cancel/terminate?
All files on your yahoo mail including (Inbox, Sent, Spam, Trash, Draft) will be deleted and access to your Yahoo Email address will be Denied.

Regards, Account Services

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Which is the best phone for Nigeria and why?

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Music Channels / Free Ticket to live events in Nigeria
« on: September 14, 2013, 04:07:44 PM »
http://eventvisa.com.ng/

Eventvisa studio audience invites gives you an opportunity to being part of a "live studio audience". This has been THE THING TO DO in Nollywood since the '80s and '90s, when we used to have popular tv shows like Speakout, Be My Guest etc inviting guests into their studios to participate in their recorded tv shows. Today, you can join the fun at the filming of most TV shows. Since the mid 2012 Eventvisa has been associated with literally tens of network shows produced at many different studio facilities across Nigeria. Studio audience invites offered here are always FREE and will give you an opportunity to see what happens behind the scenes and spend some time in the studio with many of TV's brightest stars! Award shows and special events in addition to the 'series' shows that we represent, at various times throughout the year, we also arrange audiences and offer invites or book groups or seat fillers for a variety of pilots, specials, award shows and other annual or one-time-only television events. GROUP INVITES AND FUNDRAISING Attending the filming of a TV show is a great activity for your club, organization or tour group. Our Group Dept. can arrange advance invites for most of our shows if you have a group of 10 or more. Some shows also offer fundraising opportunities. Again, there is no cost to you for this service and the invites are FREE. To contact a Group Coordinator for additional information about Group Invites, please call 08060887035 or 08070453565.

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You can either use www.Quickteller.com or www.mypaga.com.

Having used both, PAGA is more reliable than Quickteller because mobile cash is more readily accessible to the user than debit card (or ATM card). Moreover, you can pay with PAGA via sms shortcode (to 27242) on some networks and your account is tied to your phone number. A friend tried to renew his Gotv subscription, exhausting all available means including Quickteller for about 2 weeks. He tried to buy recharge card, same problem. He was able to achieve both with www.mypaga.com within 5 minutes. Also with every referral and cash transfer, you get bonus cash from Paga. Quickteller never gives any bonus. Pocket Moni (eTranzact), Mobile Money (MTN,Stanbic), Easy Money, EasyWallet (Etisalat) etc are other alternative mobile payment solution. I'll try all but for now, paga seems "great"!

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Great, I think you should place an ad on Facebook Already. It's a nice way to demystify SMS Shortcode for Nigerians.

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Movies / TV / Soap Opera / GO TV or Startimes which should I buy
« on: July 04, 2012, 03:24:00 PM »
It's the regular stations with no reality TV, no football and no action movies.

Advantage: both do not require the stupid satellite dish outside.

Both relatively cost 1k - 2k per month definitely a better choice than arrogant DSTV though GoTV is still owned by Multichoice.

GoTV might have more coverage than Ibadan local champions Startimes and claim to be fully digitalized. Please advise what to do. Should i buy GoTV's 9,500 naira decoder + 3 months subscription or Startimes. Please don't advise if you don't have either.

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EventVisa.Com.ng e-tickets for movies, shows and concerts - www.EventVisa.Com.Ng but I must say only Debit 'ATM' Cards and Mobile Money are currently accepted.

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Travel & Places / 2-Year Rent now jailable offence in lagos state
« on: August 06, 2011, 12:41:20 PM »
2-Year Rent Banned In Lagos, Assembly Passes Tenancy Law 
Any landlord in Lagos State who collects rent in excess of one year in advance from a new tenant would be prosecuted by the state government and upon conviction face three years in jail.

Gov. Raji Fashola
This is contained in the new tenancy bill that was passed into law by the State House of Assembly today. The law, which is expected to receive the assent of Governor Babatunde Fashola any moment from now, also stipulates that it is unlawful and criminal for a landlord or his agent to demand or receive from a sitting tenant, rent in excess of six months in respect of any premises without prejudice to the nature of tenancy.
This means that those who are already tenants are not expected to pay more than six months in advance to their landlord. Hitherto, tenants were compelled to pay for even more than two years in some cases.
The bill places a fine of N100,000 or three years imprisonment on any landlord or new tenant who pays in excess of one year and N100,000 or three months imprisonment for any landlord who fails to issue a receipt to a tenant for payment of rent.


http://lagosmet.com/situation-reports/2-year-rent-banned-in-lagos-assembly-passes-tenancy-law/

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Music / African Remix to Wiz Khalifa Black and Yellow Video
« on: February 25, 2011, 03:33:13 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2orOcKB_SA#ws

African Remix to Wiz Khalifa Black and Yellow Video - Naija version

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Music / Snoop Dogg feat D'banj Mr. Endowed Remix Video from America
« on: February 11, 2011, 12:09:26 PM »
Im so endowed, osheeeee:

Oluwasnoop Baba Aja, Uncle snoop featuring nephew D'banj and Don Jazzy in Los Angeles, USA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwrpX3wMD2o#ws

Snoop Dogg feat D'banj Mr. Endowed Remix Video from America

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Education / Re: good boarding schools anyone?
« on: February 11, 2011, 12:07:49 PM »
It depends on what you want, and your budget.

There are a couple in Lagos, Like Christ the King, Grace schools, etc. There is a directory of boarding schools though that you can use.

Outside of Lagos, there are schools like Maverick College, Adesoye College, Thomas Adewumi International College etc, all are private boarding schools and probably very expensive too, more than half a million naira a year.

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Jokes / Funniest online matrimonial profiles - indian english
« on: January 29, 2011, 12:09:07 AM »
These are Boys ads taken from shaadi.com


These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!


Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...


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Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~
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I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


(Homework?)


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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you


(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.


(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!


(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


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I am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now I am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot


(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......


Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)


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I want a girl  with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast

(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)


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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


(all of us are loughing{laughing})


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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride  and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp


(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)


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I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I lovethepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok


(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")


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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK


(the "ok syndrome" again)


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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father & mother sister complity marred(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married'completely'?)


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I am very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)





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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes


(height of desperation! J )


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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. buti am not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.


(uttama purushan) (which kinda mean sincere)


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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.


(No comments)


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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.


(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)


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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...


(but credit cards not accepted..???)


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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service


(Zebra..???)


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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

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To be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable

this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)





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I would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani.


(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)


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Ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.


(Any takers again?)

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I didnt really look at the message. Thanks guys.

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Music / Re: Oleku Feeling the boy by Ice prince ft Brymo hottest Naija Song
« on: November 18, 2010, 06:53:07 AM »
Lyrical breakdown (analysis) for those who don't understand the "mi o gboko woko woko" it's:

Oleku, tell me something wey I no fit do

Mi o gbopo gbopo gbopo ma lo tu (I'm not that cheap so don't test me)

O ni ni mo ni ni (you chop 1 I chop 1)

O deji mo deji (you chop 2 I chop 2)

I hope you're ready cos its oleku (hardcore)

... feeling the boy

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Source please?

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Education / Re: Quotes of the day (QOTD)
« on: November 03, 2010, 11:13:57 AM »
No one succeeds without effort...Those who succeed owe their success to their perseverance.

Ramana Maharshi

"Achievement seems to be connected
with action. Successful men and
women keep moving. They make
mistakes, but they don't quit."
- Conrad Hilton

The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.-Theodore Roosevelt.

The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
  - Seth MacFarlane
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
  - P. J. O'Rourke
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
  - Al Boliska

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined. -Henry David Thoreau

Minna Thomas Antrim
"Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills."

Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better."

Jonathan Swift
"Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping."

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Education / Re: Quotes of the day (QOTD)
« on: October 24, 2010, 03:45:01 PM »
Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ann Radcliffe
"What are riches - grandeur - health itself, to the luxury of a pure conscience, the health of the soul; - and what the sufferings of poverty, disappointment, despair - to the anguish of an afflicted one!"
Sir Winston Churchill
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."
Real Live Preacher
"You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman?s name and claim to love her."

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Education / Re: Quotes of the day (QOTD)
« on: October 24, 2010, 03:44:07 PM »
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
  - Thomas Carlyle
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
  - A. H. Weiler
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
  - Henry Allen

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Oct 2010:
Prices in Naira and Lagos.

BB 9105 pearl 3g- 52k
BB 9300 curve 3g - 55k
BB 9800 Torch - 130k
BB 9000 bold 1 - 60k
BB 9700 bold 2 - 70k
BB 8520 curve2 - 39k
BB 8900 javelin - 50k
BB 9520 storm 2 - 71k

Blackberry phones are brand new and exlude cost of subscription.

You need to contact Glo, MTN, Zain, Etisalat etc for BIS services.

See slotsystems.biz for update.

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Education / Re: Quotes of the day (QOTD)
« on: October 19, 2010, 08:50:35 AM »
To speed your success, twice a day form a clear mental picture for two minutes of the one thing you want; and tell yourself it's already yours. Imagine it is.

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Education / Re: Quotes of the day (QOTD)
« on: October 17, 2010, 11:08:25 PM »
Do not follow where the path leads, rather go where there is no path and leave a trail.
D. Perkins

"It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"
- J. K. Rowling

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
  - Kurt Vonnegut
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
  - Douglas Adams
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
  - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Find purpose, the means will follow. -Gandhi

Epictetus
"Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent."
Euripides
"Do not consider painful what is good for you."
Erica Jong
"Jealousy is all the fun you think they had."

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Music / Oleku Feeling the boy by Ice prince ft Brymo hottest Naija Song
« on: October 16, 2010, 01:13:29 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekJ54Dr1mA8#

Tell me something wey I no fit do
o ni ni mo ni ni
o deji mo deji
i hope you ready for me
oleku feeling the boy
she feeling she feeling the boy yeah

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Education / Re: Quotes of the day (QOTD)
« on: October 16, 2010, 12:58:32 AM »
"For every failure, there's an alternative
course of action. You just have to find it.
When you come to a roadblock,
take a detour."
- Mary Kay Ash

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Jokes / Re: Joke of the day
« on: October 14, 2010, 02:04:17 PM »
Akpan: Mama, I hv AIDS. Mama: Don't cum back my SON! If u cum bck, den ur wife wil b infected. 4rm ur wife 2 ur bro, 4rm ur bro 2 our maid, 4rm our maid 2 ur dad, 4rm ur dad 2 my sis n 4rm my sis 2 her husband, 4rm him 2 me n 4rm me 2 our driver, 4rm our driver 2 ur sis n if ur sis got AIDs, den...D whole village wil b infected! So Akpan, in d name of God plz save our village.. lwkmd

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BIRTHDAYS!!! / Re: Myself;Sign up
« on: October 14, 2010, 06:48:23 AM »
I'm signing up man, subscribing big time. I'd like to know what transpired between your parents and your views on marriage today.

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General Discussion / Re: What would you do
« on: October 14, 2010, 06:47:25 AM »
Pray for forgiveness of your sins and say your last prayer quickly before you lose breath. Sad. For Naija.

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