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Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« on: June 15, 2009, 03:14:25 PM »
My mechanic told me"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER".
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009, 08:20:06 AM »
 Be careful with that light at the end of the tunnel , it might be another train coming.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2009, 11:21:47 PM »
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 02:11:05 PM »
haha...lol

ve been lookin 4 an opportunity lik dis..lol
chk these..


As the days go by, i think of how lucky i am... (....that you're not here to ruin it for me)
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 02:11:48 PM »
i'm so miserable without you...(...its almost likeyou're here)
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 02:13:08 PM »
when we we're together, u always said u would die for me.
now that we're separated, i think you should keep your promise. ;D
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 06:31:22 PM »
Switz, nor killi me o ;D
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 10:04:30 PM »
i've always wanted someone to have and to hold. having met you, i've changed my mind.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 10:05:26 PM »
i must admit, u brought religion in2 my life (i neva belived in hell till i met u)
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 10:05:57 PM »
someday i hope to get married (but not to you)
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 10:08:37 PM »
we've been friends for a very long time (what do u say we call it quits?)
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2009, 12:48:57 AM »
Yeparipa!!! :o
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2009, 01:10:14 AM »
in case u havn noticed...im dedicatin 2 u.

looking back over the years we've been together, i cant help but wonder... (WHAT WAS I THINKING???)
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 01:13:11 AM »
the romans didnt find algebra challenging (X was always 10)
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2009, 01:13:57 AM »
to steal ideas from a person is plagiarism (to steal from many is research)
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2009, 01:18:44 AM »
"i dont suffer from insanity (i enjoy every minute of it)"

"of all things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!"

"i want to die in my sleep like my grandad (not sleeping and yelling like the passengers in his car)"

experience is a wonderful thing. it enables u recognise a mistake wen u make it again!
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2009, 05:40:28 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2009, 09:04:35 AM »
ONE MAN'S WIFE IS ANOTHER MAN'S BITCH'...ATTICUS NOYLE HARSH REaLITY OF LIFE
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2009, 12:38:46 PM »
very funny indeed ;D, english man jokes
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2009, 01:32:55 PM »
ONE MAN'S WIFE IS ANOTHER MAN'S BITCH'...ATTICUS NOYLE HARSH REaLITY OF LIFE


Harsh Reality indeed!
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2009, 02:52:34 PM »
Why is PHCN NEPA saying they are going on strike? Are they not always already? When they say strike, does it mean they are coming to switch off our generators?
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2009, 01:00:56 PM »
d boys r still gonna call u a Ho so mite as well take money while @ it..
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2009, 01:57:47 PM »
"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try."
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2009, 01:58:45 PM »
"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2009, 02:10:51 PM »
"Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" Rita Rudner.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2009, 09:57:43 AM »
Some people are like slinkies. They're really good for nothing, but still bring a smile to your face when you push 'em down a flight of stairs ;D ;D

Never argue with Stupidity, It will drag you down to its level and beat you with experience.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2009, 02:26:02 PM »
i need to start something so the world will feel my impact i have so much to give i am tired of keeping it.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2009, 09:30:18 AM »
"you start to die the moment you are born". the odds are piled up against us from the first breath.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2009, 04:38:29 PM »
When you had money she was up in tha club wiv you and now that you are broke, she shares the same tootbrush witcha, ok you hit money again and decide to be wise, who should you let go? Your free spending attitude or the faithful she? Grow up boy, a ghetto queen's the best wifey, anyday, anytime - and those robots; you dare go broke again!
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2009, 01:49:44 PM »
For You to be successful in life you need friends that are like brothers..and for you to be very successful you need enemies...
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