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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2009, 10:22:09 AM »
 If u want to shoot, shoot! don't talk.......
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #61 on: August 18, 2009, 10:22:19 AM »
Heaven is closer than you think.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2009, 10:23:45 AM »
 if prayer does'nt change ur thinking,it definately cnt change ur situation.......
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #63 on: August 18, 2009, 12:24:47 PM »
 Integrity is what you do when no one is watching you.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #64 on: August 20, 2009, 11:37:56 AM »
"Don't think outside the box. There is no box."
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2009, 12:04:40 PM »
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #66 on: August 20, 2009, 12:05:05 PM »
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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« Reply #67 on: August 20, 2009, 12:05:49 PM »
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2009, 12:06:31 PM »
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2009, 12:06:59 PM »
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2009, 12:09:09 PM »
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2009, 12:14:48 PM »
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
 
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2009, 12:19:02 PM »
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2009, 12:49:58 PM »
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2009, 05:54:21 PM »
You can blame a man for pushing you down, but you have only yourself to blame for failing to get back up. - Ghanaian Proverb


You can pay for school but you can't buy class - Jay - Z
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #75 on: August 21, 2009, 05:56:26 PM »
Write something...you're pretty and you know it, clap your hands! This is a toast to us, for the men who have us, the losers who had us, and the lucky bastards who are going to meet us! Send this only to fifteen pretty ladies, including me if yo......u'd consider ...............me on that list.. you've been hit! You've been considered one of the fifteen prettiest girls on my friends ... Read morelist! Once you've been hit, you have to hit fifteen pretty girls.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #76 on: August 22, 2009, 01:03:58 PM »
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
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« Reply #77 on: August 22, 2009, 01:14:58 PM »
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk...quite pathetic!
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2009, 01:09:26 PM »
No matter how dirty your past is, you still have a spotless future.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #79 on: August 25, 2009, 02:00:45 PM »
Someone needs to remind VEGETARIANZ that even PLANT is a LIVING THING
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #80 on: August 31, 2009, 08:28:16 AM »
Why i'm nt a fan of marriage 1)i dont like to see women pregnant 2)do i really want to see d same face by my bedside the rest of my life 3)let's nt even get started on kids 4)i'm not a big fan of hearin hw people's day's went(if i wanted to kw i'd put a video camara on u) 5)if we r gonna keep fightin n makin up y marry
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #81 on: August 31, 2009, 08:28:26 AM »
6)them days u could just get up n do wat u want r distant memories 7)any sort of other female interaction is highly restricted 8) who actually likes in laws 9)why would i love to have to work real hard to make love last forever(i mean real hard work 10)i hv to share everything wit her(i mean everything socks,towel, t shirts, boxers,house, car, fun time etc) bt dont get to share any of her stuff.sucks
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #82 on: August 31, 2009, 09:49:38 AM »
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2009, 11:43:54 AM »
Truth is bitter so people now have a way of keeping granulated sugar under their tongues and guess what, it works, or better still, it comes out half-truth, half - sweet!
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« Reply #86 on: September 02, 2009, 10:51:12 AM »
A lot of kneeling before God would keep u in good standing
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« Reply #87 on: September 17, 2009, 08:35:47 PM »
If d world goes 30 times faster, men would get their salaries everyday and women would bleed 2 death
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« Reply #88 on: September 18, 2009, 09:41:38 AM »
 Lord,protect me from my friends,i can take care of my enemies-Voltaire.
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Re: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.
« Reply #89 on: September 18, 2009, 10:23:09 AM »
Being A Mother

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.

She said, 'I love you, but I know this other woman
loves you and would love to spend some time with you.'

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my Mother, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it impossible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner
and a movie. 'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked?


My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a
late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of
bad news.

'I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some
time with you,' I responded 'just the two of us.' She
thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like that very much.'

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up
I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I
noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an
angel's. 'I told my friends that I was going to go out
with my son, and they were impressed,' she said, as
she got into the car. 'They can't wait to hear about
our meeting.'

We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant,
was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if
she were the First Lady.

After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes
could only read large print. Half way through the
entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mother sitting there
staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.

'It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,' she said 'Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor,' I responded. During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said,

'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me
invite you.' I agreed.

'How was your dinner date?' asked my wife when I got home. 'Very nice, much more so than I could have imagined,' I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart
attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have a
chance to do anything for her. Sometime later, I
received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant
receipt from the same place Mother and I had dined. An attached note said: 'I paid this bill in advance. I
wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I
paid for two plates - one for you and the other for
your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son.'

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: 'I love you.' and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than our family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off until 'some other time.'

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.... that somebody
doesn't know that once you're a mother, 'normal' is
history.

Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first....that somebody doesn't have two or more children.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is
labor and delivery....that somebody never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for the first day of
kindergarten...or on a plane headed for military 'boot
camp.'

Somebody said a Mother can stop worrying after her
child gets married....well that somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a Mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a Mother's job is done when her last
child leaves home....that somebody never had
grandchildren.

Somebody said your Mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her... that somebody isn't a
Mother.

Pass this along to all the 'Mothers' in your life and
to everyone who ever had a mother.

This isn't just about being a Mother; it's about
appreciating the people in your lives while you have
them....no matter who that person is.

'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is
fighting some kind of battle.

 

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