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Offline CANON

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Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:37:04 PM »
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.

Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?
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Re: Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 07:59:04 PM »
Hilariously written

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Re: Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 09:49:45 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 03:42:59 AM »
i've seen it b4. but it's funny sha

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Re: Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 11:42:36 AM »
Who is ur father's sister's sister inlaw  to u?
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Re: Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 10:34:58 PM »
what? ::)
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Re: Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 11:49:32 PM »
okay sorry sir let them know

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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2010, 11:28:10 PM »
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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Re: Random conversations!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2010, 03:29:41 AM »
lol...nice one
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