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Helga's Diary
« on: April 22, 2010, 10:21:38 AM »
Date: Monday, March 8, 2010, 7:40 PM
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> HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
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> All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses,
> swimsuits, short sets.  Really, really exciting. Our
> local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls"
> trip.
>
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
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> Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.
>  Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
>
> At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls
> off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table
> for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is
> very attractive and attentive.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
> Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.  Captain asked
> me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a
> scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
>  He asked me to stay the night, but I declined
>  Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
>
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
>
> Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink
> at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day.  Captain
> saw me, bought me several large drinks.
> Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for
> the night.  Again I declined. He told me, if I did not
> let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship..
>  I was shocked..
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
>
> Today I saved 1600 lives.
>
> Twice
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Re: Helga's Diary
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM »
:)
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