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Offline mona

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Na so fight take start
« on: May 19, 2010, 05:01:01 AM »

The wifey and Man were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while in bed.
Man turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
Man then said, "Is that your final answer?
She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So Man asks, "Can I phone a friend?"
...na so fight take start!

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Saturday morning Man got up early without waking the wifey, quietly dressed, made lunch,

grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. Man hooked up his fishing boat up to

his 4x4 and proceeded to back out.... into a torrential downpour! The wind was blowing 50

mph, so he pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the

weather would be bad all day.
He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

He cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The

weather out there is terrible."
His loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in

that?"
...na so fight take start!

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When Man got home last night, His wife demanded that he takes her someplace

expensive.................... ................
so, Man took her to the petrol station.
...na so fight take start!

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After retiring, Man went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The

woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry, but would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver

hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed his

Social Security application.

When he got home, he excitedly told the wifey about his experience at the Social Security

office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your trousers. You might have gotten disability, too.'
...na so fight take start!

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Wifey and Man were sitting at a table at his high school reunion,
Man kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
Wifey asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' he sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after

we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says the wifey, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
...na so fight take start!

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Man took wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took his order first.
"I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
...na so fight take start!

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,

fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
...na so fight take start!
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Re: Na so fight take start
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 10:37:16 AM »
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