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the priest and the late politician joke
« on: June 14, 2010, 02:58:37 PM »
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the  dinner. However,  he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they  waited: 'I  got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and sold his sister's jewelery to buy a gun. I was  appalled. But  as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving  people.'.... Just  as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his  talk: 'I'll  never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,' said the politician. 'In fact, I had the honour of being the first person to go to him for  confession.' Moral  : Never, Never, Never Be Late....