Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day.

[Penthome]

you can't lose what you never had...

[Penthome]

Tears are words the heart can't say...

[Penthome]

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

[Penthome]

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
  - Fred Allen

[Penthome]

Am a dreamer. Nobody can stop me from achieving my dreams. What is the point of living life like zombies, born...died...empty in between? - Goh Sh

[davidenko]

Take this:

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill

[Penthome]

I've heard dat before. Someone called a drunk man an idiot and that was what the drunk said back. I think that's the most SENSIBLE comment a drunk ever made.
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

[Penthome]

 The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

Peter Ustinov
 
 

[Penthome]

Funniest Quote of the day: You should definitely Chris Brown your doctor and Tiger Woods his mom.