Topic: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day. (Read 4588 times)

Penthome · « **Reply #90 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:14:56 PM »

Life is like a game friends will leave at half time friends are for a while, families are for a life time

Penthome · « **Reply #91 on:** September 30, 2009, 05:29:52 PM »

Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence!

Penthome · « **Reply #92 on:** October 01, 2009, 06:45:52 PM »

Forget love , I'd rather fall in chocolate!

Thuraya · « **Reply #93 on:** October 06, 2009, 04:47:52 PM »

more of this thax

Penthome · « **Reply #94 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:34:25 AM »

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Penthome · « **Reply #95 on:** October 09, 2009, 08:08:08 PM »

None but ourselves, can free our mind.

Penthome · « **Reply #96 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:18:17 PM »

What would you do for 1 million dollars? One MILLION, ehn, I'll do SUMMERSAULT! I can jump, I can dance, I can sing... 0809ja4life, Etisalat Radio Advert, my advert of the year.

Penthome · « **Reply #97 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:30:46 PM »

Penthome080... the number you have called is ringing on the Senator's bed, please try again tomorrow morning, thank you for taking it like a man. (Operator) - Can you imagine!

Penthome · « **Reply #98 on:** October 17, 2009, 10:59:54 AM »

it's better 2 luv some1 u can't hav than 2 hav some1 u can't luv

Penthome · « **Reply #99 on:** October 17, 2009, 11:57:35 PM »

Many people try to spell love and advise you but its just so sad they've never experienced it. How are you to talk about what you've never felt? Of all things, I'm so damn sure there is no such thing as "love by faith". I'd say FIX yours first. Tanku!

Penthome · « **Reply #100 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:34:32 AM »

Lesson learned.......u loose alota money wen chasin women, but u neva loose alota women wen chasin money.......y u ask? Cos no sister wnts to stay with a broke guy......so brothers, heed my advice n make lots of green.

Penthome · « **Reply #101 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:41:07 PM »

You are as good as your friends are, watch the company you keep and the drama they bring cos what goes around surely comes around. If a friend has a low opinion of your family then you need to FIX something. FIX yourself first! Never sell your family cheaply to outsiders - Rule number 5 - School of Hard Knocks... cos it'll always come back to haunt u.

Penthome · « **Reply #102 on:** October 20, 2009, 03:04:56 PM »

Some people like d wise mans advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

Penthome · « **Reply #103 on:** October 20, 2009, 03:05:18 PM »

I have an idea, why don't we outsource the presidency of nigeria to some happy nation

Penthome · « **Reply #104 on:** October 21, 2009, 12:15:58 AM »

Don't Wait For Tomorrow - Gravity is not responsible 4 pple 2fall in love. It just happens. And when it does happen, don't wait 4 the right time to express, because right time is when ur heart beats faster.

i have come to realise that:Every man has three characters -that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has

you need to know say Air Condition no be Fan! as "no lele talk"

Penthome · « **Reply #105 on:** October 23, 2009, 03:26:57 PM »

Beware not to be the FIRST to BANK with swindlers who will GUARANTEE u TRUST
and FIDELITY while promising to enrich you to the ZENITH of wealth.
What they do is fleece people with a FINBANK code, live an INTERCONTINENTAL life in
summer and SPRING, stacking DIAMONDS 4 their wives.
They are all UNITED in BANKING looted funds and laundering it across the OCEANIC divide.
They wear STANDARD CHARTERED suits and speak STANBIC grammar. The ECO of their BANKING fraud is FIRST and foremost, so MONUMENTAL and can be heard all over AFRICAN continent. If u dont take this warning, b4 u say PHB, they will have ACCESS to u via pretty marketing girls and finish u. The UNITY of all Nigerians is needed to tackle this UNION of fraudsters shielded by SOLUDO, now exposed by SANUSI"

Penthome · « **Reply #106 on:** October 26, 2009, 04:39:40 PM »

The trouble wit Hello is Goodbye

Ebony Ty · « **Reply #107 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:19:04 AM »

Quote from: Penthome on October 26, 2009, 04:39:40 PM

The trouble wit Hello is Goodbye

Hey, u got dt from me..........

Penthome · « **Reply #108 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:48:01 AM »

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.

Ebony Ty · « **Reply #109 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:56:26 AM »

When a young man gains the affection of a young lady without her parents knowing...................... ......HE IS A THIEF!!!

Ebony Ty · « **Reply #110 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:07:42 PM »

There is no long distance about love; it always finds a way to bring hearts together, no matter how many miles are between them.

Penthome · « **Reply #111 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:38:28 PM »

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

A Blonde climbs over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Ebony Ty · « **Reply #112 on:** November 05, 2009, 01:49:12 PM »

A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or awoman. The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both. The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both. Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both. The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson God?"

Ebony Ty · « **Reply #113 on:** November 05, 2009, 01:58:02 PM »

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No", said his mom, "of course not". Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

dadp007 · « **Reply #114 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:11:38 PM »

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?" She retorts, ..."I'd like a divorce." He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."Read more

Penthome · « **Reply #115 on:** November 09, 2009, 11:18:47 AM »

You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war.

Penthome · « **Reply #116 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:54:37 AM »

Vote: The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"

Penthome · « **Reply #117 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:27:00 AM »

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

Penthome · « **Reply #118 on:** November 13, 2009, 11:22:01 AM »

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Ken · « **Reply #119 on:** November 14, 2009, 02:13:41 PM »

Doctorsssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssss and their lawyer wives are the best match anyday anytime

News:

Recent Posts

Quick Menu

RUBMINDS.COM FORUM INDEX

Author Topic: Funniest Facebook Quotes of the day. (Read 4588 times)