Rocky Baptiste is something of a non-league (read: semi-professional) legend in England and, at 37 years old, has a respectable record for scoring goals.
I preface with that because his miss last Saturday -- shown at the start of the video above -- was easily one of the most mind-meltingly bad misses of all time. And I say that without hyperbole. It was really that bad. I mean...how did he do that?! Once he beat the goalkeeper, I thought he was literally going to walk the ball into the net. Instead, he did that. And I'm pretty sure doing that was a scientific impossibility. Until, you know, he did it.
http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts/post/The-agony-and-the-ecstasy-of-being-a-footballer?urn=sow,205896
